Woosh! You're progressive humanitarian activists now, guilty of no wrongdoing!

Anonymous began as a cover story for a shadowy cybercult in 2003. It was created so everyone in the cult could feign ignorance of how certain illegal materials were getting uploaded to 4chan: a website run by a hapless patsy named Christopher “Moot” Poole, who was being groomed by a mysterious hodge-podge cult of anime fans, software pirates, accelerationists, “free-speech absolutists” & pedophiles from Something Awful and the Raspberry Heaven IRC. This cult quickly built a digital paramilitary force that has terrorized the world ever since.

The cult and its mythos have eclipsed even Moot and 4chan, and gone on to write its own history as being the heroes of democracy and human rights. The truth of the matter, is that everyone needed an easy get out of jail free card for a mountain of crimes against Humanity and God. After the unexpected success of Project Chanology, becoming activists was a convenient way to whitewash the cult's image, so they may go forth committing innumerable & more heinous New Crimes under exotic new identities. This was how the cult carved out a lucrative niche as the enforcement arm of USAID and the fringe political interests that incubated it in the first place.

“Anonymous” can be anything, depending on what is convenient at the time. It can be you, your friends, your confidential sources, your enemy & your enemy's friends, a collective, an organization, a taxpayer-funded street militia, a strawman, an idea… the list goes on.

In reality, Anonymous is just a flexible mask, adapting as need be to deflect whoever comes around asking the Wrong Questions.

Since Anonymous and 4chan began as a slushpot of several independent but intersecting conspiracies, it is hard to say. It doesn't help that the media has propped up several flagrant lies about the origins of 4chan and Anonymous.

The first lie was that Chris Poole was the boy wonder sole founder and developer of 4chan. However, the story confirmed to me by Goons who were there at the time - Martin Random and Kirtaner - was that a bunch of Raspberry Heaven members and mysterious investors did much of the heavy lifting for little Christopher. (Much of what Martin told me in an in-person off-the-record interview he explains in this video starting around the 7 minute mark.)

Beyond vague screennames like Marshall Banana and folk history pages, it is hard to get any further into the matter. Many RH members who had a hand in these early days walked away in shame & disgust, laundering themselves out of their horrible and increasingly perverted creation. These key John Doe witnesses are more reluctant to come out of hiding than ever, now that the problem has festered even further out of control in the 22 years since the inception of their conspiracy.

The second lie was that Kirtaner “founded” Anonymous, when in reality the founders were this same group of Goons from RH. Why does the mainstream media keep echoing these lies? Does it have anything to do with all the Whitey Bulger wannabes on the payroll from a mysterious nexus of intelligence agencies, NGO's and other criminal organizations? Or all the family dynasty military contractors profiting off the social & technical infrastructure? Or Kirtaner's known work as a classified intelligence asset? Or the fact that all the “Anonymous” profiles on social media move in a clearly-organized swarm promoting a steady diet of militarized agitprop promoting various foreign wars? Or that derivative criminal groups like 764, the Groypers and “Antifa” are all being steered by the same mysterious imageboard conspiracy as additional liability shields?

These are the questions you must ask yourself to get to the bottom of this, because as some hapless country bumpkin these people groomed and used for their bullshit, naturally nobody wants to tell me anything.

Meet your new supervisor, Anon!

Since the days of Arab Spring, Anonymous has been involved in a neverending litany of operations against the governments of numerous nation-states, usually due to the influence of various government intelligence agencies and lawless corporations. Some of these involve actual activists (mostly COINTELPRO goons, though some of them are Kremlin & Bay Area influenced as well) throwing around big words like rule of law and human rights. Roughly 95% of active operations are of this type.

I will attempt to catalog some of the most relevant ongoing operations here:

Rome, Israel, Saudi Arabia, Turkey & Azerbaijan want to control the Caucausus. They've decided to work together to genocide the locals, but the Eastern Orthodox Church is in the way. Anonymous is needed to stage protests in Georgia, so that they can spiral out of control into a giant proxy war that depopulates the entire region. They need to clear the way for “New Georgians” to be moved in from halfway across Asia to rape women & children just like they did in Syria.

Important Note: Rome, Israel, Saudi Arabia, Turkey & Azerbaijan do not want to take credit for this operation. Russia is nearby and easy to blame, so you are instructed to blame Russia for any and all violence, no matter who does it. Only Assadists Putinists would be against this operation, Anon.

Relevant Hashtags: OpGeorgia

The CIA has never stopped dreaming about the day they could put the Shah (or one of his descendants) back in power in Iran, so that Wall Street could take over Iranian oil fields and mineral wealth. Their hopes were thin for a long time. That all changed in 2011, when the Obama Administration realized it could leverage feminists, internet trolls and bored hackers as a weapon against oil-rich Muslim nations. And so, OpIran was born to renew their quest.

These Anons (and their friends in the Pentagon) are basically going to hack and troll Iran and the Iranian government and Iranian businesses, until the Iranians relent and put Reza Pahlavi in charge, so that his wife & her boyfriend may openly continue their sordid affair in Tehran. This flagrant humiliation ritual on the Iranian people then has to be celebrated as a victory for democracy in Iran, or we have a right to bomb them.

Since that will never happen, this fruitless conflict will continue as a perpetual source of free energy and funding for the world's military contractors.

Relevant Hashtags: OpIran

This one is on the other side of the geopolitical schism, as defending the Palestinians will lead you to working with friends of the Iranians. That's right: Anonymous works both sides of world geopolitics. Anyways, this op is basically the same deal: Hacking and trolling the Israelis forever until they cease their occupation of the West Bank and Gaza Strip.

You're guaranteed to meet some interesting people here, but make sure to employ compartmentalization if you are also on OpIran or NAFO, as they will undoubtedly come into conflict through you.

Relevant Hashtags: OpIsrael, FreePalestine

Samsung & Hyundai are running out of places to put semiconductor plants and human trafficking operations. There is plenty of available land in North Korea, but the Supreme Leader of North Korea is in their way. Samsung & Hyundai need you to take down the Supreme Leader of North Korea, Anon. They also need you to do it without any sort of financial compensation.

But human rights matter more than money, don't they? You're not against human rights, are you Anon? Would it sweeten the deal if we told you they got the Moonies to help you? Because they did!

Relevant Hashtags: OpNorthKorea

Ever since the early days of /b/ and /v/, American and Russian Anons have been duking it out with each other in games like Counter-Strike, training & mentally preparing for the day that they would get to fight each other IRL. With over a decade of Anonymous-led buildup in Ukraine, and their Russian counterparts doing the same to the east, their dream of the ultimate war game has finally come true.

In the midst of this absolutely surreal development in geopolitics, a bunch of cartoon dogs calling themselves “NAFO” has emerged from this, using a meme stolen from us as their mascot. NAFO is now one of the largest USAID-affiliated outfits which poaches its membership from Anonymous, but there are many smaller groups orbiting this sphere as well. Meanwhile the Russian side contains the descendants of Russian 2chan, and other historical Russian Anonymous hangouts. While both sides of this conflict are littered with American & Russian military/intelligence personnel, there are many entry points from within the world of Anonymous.

Relevant Hashtags: OpRussia, NAFO, NAFOFellas, NAFOCatsDivision, NAFOArticle5

There is no “Operation Safe Winter” it's a front. If you see anyone running “Safe Winter” charities or GoFundme's, report them they're scams.

Relevant Hashtags: OpSafeWinter

Hurry Anon, you are needed to help partition Yugoslavia into even smaller chunks, and to promote state-funded genocide of the Serbians and the Eastern Orthodox Church.

Relevant Hashtags: OpSerbia

So you may be wondering how to join Anonymous. That is very simple. Just look up the relevant hashtags above on various social media sites, and you will find trails to active operations.

You can also participate in these ops without oversight! Just post pics of your exploits on those hashtags to gain fame and notoriety, which is how you level up and become more powerful in these types of ops. The pictures don't even have to be related.

You may not even have to reach out! Simply having unpopular opinions about CIA-funded military operations is sure to bring some of these operations right to your inbox, as a swarm of "Anons" harass & defame you as a “genocide denier”, a “fascist” and an “enemy of democracy!”

And finally, the most important part: Make sure to tell them I sent you!