How To Join Anonymous

So you have decided to join Anonymous. That's great! While we may not know where exactly your life went wrong that you ended up here, we are still glad to have you.

By simply visiting this page, and by showing interest in joining the ranks of our prestigious world-famous terrorist organization, you have already become one of us. The US Federal Government is adding your name to various watchlists as you read this, and your membership card is in the mail. Welcome aboard, Anon!¹⁾²⁾³⁾

Congratulations! You are now a bona-fide member of Anonymous.

If the above instructions were not clear enough for you, that is fine. Everyone starts out as a clueless newfag, so do not be embarrassed. Simply follow the following step-by-step instructions to join Anonymous:

1. Acquire a Guy Fawkes mask, or make your own.
2. Put on the mask, either by strapping or taping it to your head, or by sealing it to your face with glue, epoxy, rubber cement, etc.
3. Go out in public with the mask on, to a place where there are a lot of random strangers standing around.
4. Loudly proclaim in front of these witnesses that you are part of Anonymous. Tell them we sent you there to bother them.
5. Continue to bother them in a law-abiding manner. Get creative.
6. Lurk moar
7. ???????
8. PROFIT!!!

lmao nice try, fed.