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anonymous:join [2024/09/10 12:01] – [Step-by-Step Instructions] Humphrey Boa-Gartanonymous:join [2024/10/25 07:08] (current) – [How To Join Anonymous] Humphrey Boa-Gart
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 So you have decided to join [[:anonymous|Anonymous]]. That's great! While we may not know where exactly your life went wrong that you ended up here, we are still glad to have you. So you have decided to join [[:anonymous|Anonymous]]. That's great! While we may not know where exactly your life went wrong that you ended up here, we are still glad to have you.
  
-By simply visiting this page, and by showing interest in joining the ranks of our prestigious world-famous terrorist organization, you have already become one of us. The [[hazards:fediverse|US Federal Government]] is adding your name to various watch-lists as you read this, and your membership card is in the mail. Welcome aboard, Anon!((Terms and conditions apply. If you are a federal informant, or if you are //Neal Rauhauser//, or if you have ever worked for //Neal Rauhauser//, or if you are associated with anyone from //Team Onefist//, then you are not allowed to join our club.))((By reading these terms and conditions, you agree that if you are caught sneaking into our club without explicit authorization, then we have full legal permission to have you and everyone you care about **tarred and feathered**, every day, **//forever//**.))((These terms and conditions apply retroactively. There are no grandfather clause rights. :frogout:))+By simply visiting this page, and by showing interest in joining the ranks of our prestigious world-famous terrorist organization, you have already become one of us. The [[hazards:fediverse|US Federal Government]] is adding your name to various watchlists as you read this, and your membership card is in the mail. Welcome aboard, Anon!((Terms and conditions apply. If you are a government informant, or if you are //Neal Rauhauser//, or if you have ever worked for //Neal Rauhauser//, or if you are part of or associated with anyone from //MythSec// or //Team Onefist//, then you are not allowed to join our club.))((By reading these terms and conditions, you agree that if you are caught sneaking into our club without explicit authorization, then we have full legal permission to have you and everyone you care about **tarred and feathered**, every day, **//forever//**.))((These terms and conditions apply retroactively. There are no grandfather clause rights. :frogout:))
  
 ===== Step-by-Step Instructions ===== ===== Step-by-Step Instructions =====
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   - Put on the mask, either by strapping or taping it to your head, or by sealing it to your face with glue, epoxy, rubber cement, etc.   - Put on the mask, either by strapping or taping it to your head, or by sealing it to your face with glue, epoxy, rubber cement, etc.
   - Go out in public with the mask on, to a place where there are a lot of random strangers standing around.   - Go out in public with the mask on, to a place where there are a lot of random strangers standing around.
-  - Loudly proclaim in front of these witnesses that you are part of Anonymous. Tell them we sent you there to bother them.+  - Loudly proclaim in front of these witnesses that you are part of //Anonymous//. Tell them we sent you there to bother them. 
 +  - Continue to bother them in a law-abiding manner. Get creative.
   - [[tactics:lurk-moar|Lurk moar]]   - [[tactics:lurk-moar|Lurk moar]]
   - ???????   - ???????
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