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-====== How To Join Anonymous ======
+#redirect hazards:anonymous
-So you have decided to join [[:anonymous|Anonymous]]. That's great! While we may not know where exactly your life went wrong that you ended up here, we are still glad to have you.
-By simply visiting this page, and by showing interest in joining the ranks of our prestigious organization, you have already become one of us. The [[hazards:fediverse|US Federal Government]] is adding your name to various watch-lists as you read this, and your membership card is in the mail. Welcome aboard, Anon!
-===== Step-by-Step Instructions =====
-[{{ :anonymous:wooshanon.jpg?300|**Congratulations!** You are now a bona-fide member of the world-famous terrorist syndicate //Anonymous//.}}]
-If the above instructions were not clear enough for you, that is fine. Everyone starts out as a clueless newfag, so do not be embarrassed. Simply follow the following step-by-step instructions to join //Anonymous//:
-  - Acquire a [[gear:masks:guy-fawkes|Guy Fawkes mask]], or make your own.
-  - Put on the mask, either by strapping it to your head, or by sealing it to your face with tape, glue, epoxy, etc.
-  - Go out in public with the mask on, to a place where there are a lot of people standing around, and loudly declare that you are part of Anonymous.
-  - [[tactics:lurk-more|Lurk moar]]
-  - ???????
-  - PROFIT!!!
-===== Finding Other Anons =====
-lmao nice try, fed.
-{{tag>Anonymous}}

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