Foreign Affairs Desk Roadmap

Anyone who wishes to contract with Anonymous Foreign Affairs Desk will need to first understand a few basic things, which we have laid out below.

The Foreign Affairs Desk is a multi-stage press enterprise. It is currently in Phase Two of operations:

Phase One operations (which concluded in the summer of 2024) involved the launch and promotion of the Brand, to push it into the public consciousness. This was no easy feat, as agents of the Fediverse and the State of California saw it as a threat to their hegemony over our hivemind. This was countered with a series of public relations stunts and undercover exposes, involving the targeting of several cults and high-profile informants.

During this phase, the Foreign Affairs Desk was able to establish an identity and attitude. It quickly amassed a devoted cult following and secured several critical partnerships, preparing the tabloid for the future.

Phase Two operations at the Foreign Affairs Desk began in late Summer 2024, with the transfer of many of its interns to the Anonymous Military Institute and other Operations. The remaining staff are currently overseeing a professional overhaul of the brand, allowing the tabloid to take on rival organizations such as YourAnonNews and the New York Times.

This involves a focus less on PR stunts and eye-catching shitposts, and more on the reporting of actual infosec news and community gossip. See the Content Policy for more details.

Theoretical Phase Three operations are already on the drawing board. While ironing out plans here hinge on the inevitable success of Phase Two, many potentialities are already being considered. These include:

• The build-up of a fleet of powerful sports cars, news trucks, boats and helicopters for our reporters.
• A censorship-immune digital presence, including an array of mirror websites, darkweb relays, and various pirate radio and amateur radio streams.
• The stationing of reporters in the parliaments, congress halls, presidential palaces, embassies, etc, of every sovereign nation on Earth.
• A print edition of the tabloid, which can be tied to heavy objects and thrown at pedestrians or through the windows of government officials.
• An in-house pharmaceutical R&D lab, to resume the valuable studies and human trials once conducted by the now-defunct 420chan.
• The acquisition of several private islands to function as the various regional headquarters of the tabloid.

Editors and freelance reporters for the Foreign Affairs Desk will need to work together to cover a myriad of subjects. These will fall into one of two categories: Daily Updates and Special Features.

Daily updates are the bread & butter of every news outlet, and this is no exception for the Foreign Affairs Desk. These will be posted to our primary two social media outlets on AnonFad and Facebook, and eventually expand to other places as well.

In order to differentiate ourselves from our competition, we will not be covering politics - at least not in the traditional sense. Other Anonymous blogs and news operations have this angle covered a thousand times over. However, in their blind focus to shill for major political parties & the military-industrial complex, they have left a major chasm in community coverage of other subjects. This gap is our new niche.

To get an idea of how we will fill this gap, please refer to the following table:

Again, we want to re-iterate, we are not here to repeat the usual political talking points that everyone else has covered a million times. Every single “Anonymous News” page already covers Russia, abortions and LGBT awareness out the wazoo, to the point that there is literally nothing new we can add to the table. On top of that, we hold a very tenuous middle-ground between the left-wing Anons and right-wing Anons, which is a constant balancing act that gives us a rare tactical insight into the whole community.

That aside, there are exceptions to these rules. These will be decided on a case-by-case basis. Some exceptions we DO WANT COVERED include:

• The Jim Stewartson vs Michael Flynn court case.
• The ongoing Palestinian Genocide and related war crimes.
• Data privacy & government surveillance.
• Instances of bribery, “pay for play” and other flagrant corruptions.
• Anything negative about Wall Street, the IMF, World Bank, and other major financial institutions.
• Anything negative about the United States military-industrial complex & state-sponsored regime change operations, provided that it is well-sourced.
• Anything negative about California.

In between daily news updates (which will basically just consist of a headline, byline, and a relevant link) we will be filling the gap with memes. Since memetics is a powerful form of sorcery, we can leverage it to draw more fans and followers to our pages, where we can then keep them as a captive audience for our news coverage and special features.

Special features are where the brand identity of the Foreign Affairs Desk really has a chance to shine. These will be inserted into the schedule at opportune moments as they become available, and given the highest priority during promotions. These include, but will not be limited to:

• “Long read” articles, hosted on allied platforms
• In-house produced video content
• Deep undercover reports and exposes
• Interviews
• Equipment field-tests and reviews
• High-profile public relations stunts

For now, reference the AP Style Guide. However, we are not strict about this, since it is not… ideal. We will be developing our own internal style guide tailored to our particular digital format, which will be detailed on this page eventually.