Operation Skunk Ape

Without pain, without sacrifice, we would have nothing.

One of the ongoing projects at the Anonymous Military Institute is Operation Skunk Ape. Our research staff is actively tagging and tracking AnonOps cells and the operations they embark upon. The field data we collect from our “Space Apes” is used to further refine our articles, guides and lesson plans. In turn this helps us train more competent operatives and chaos agents.

Being a Skunk Ape offers several advantages to Anonymous operatives. The collective is currently grappling with a labor shortfall, and there are not enough skilled Anons to go around. Those who sign up for Skunk Ape will have their teams fast-tracked to priority status within our training programs, accelerating their careers to new heights. The Apes will also be given first considerations as candidates for some of our more experimental ops.

Retired OG's (or “oldfags”) who wish to get involved with operations again are especially encouraged to join as mentors & handlers, as their years of insight will be especially valuable in the training our Apes.

Won't you say a few words to mark the occasion, Anon?

If you would like to participate in these ongoing surveys, contact our Dean, General MacOwlthur, or senior AMI professor, Captain Cornflake, for more information. You can also email the Foreign Affairs Desk at anonfad(at)protonmail(dot)com.

The best time to contact us is at the end of a finished operation. It does not have to be a successful operation, either. Just be prepared to answer the following questions:

• What was the purpose and goal of your operation?
• Did you accomplish your goals? Was the operation a success?
• What parts of the operation went smoothly? What went right?
• What parts of the operation did you experience problems? What went wrong?
• Did anything happen on the field which caught you by surprise?
• Did anyone try to get in your way during this operation? If so, who were they?

Be as detailed as you are comfortable with when answering these questions, but keep in mind the more data you send us, the better. Once your squad is onboarded into the Skunk Ape program, just keep sending us these reports at your leisure so we can collate the data into our records for future research.