Rabbit Holes

SAFE RETURN NOT GUARANTEED

WATCH OUT! In your immediate vicinity is at least one (if not several) bottomless rabbit holes.

Unless you have been properly trained in caving, we recommend that you DO NOT venture into any of these holes. Nor should you follow any charming whimsical creatures who may be hanging out around the holes.

Failure to heed this warning may result in permanent psychosis or even death.