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| If your HOA ever gives you a violation notice, the last thing you want to do is solve the violation right away. In many places you will get something like a one, two, maybe even four week window of time to deal with it before more notices or fines start stacking up. If you get a 30 day notice about the trash cans being left on the street a day too long, you leave those trash cans out there all fucking month. They have made a play for psychological domination, and you are in a battle of wills now son. | If your HOA ever gives you a violation notice, the last thing you want to do is solve the violation right away. In many places you will get something like a one, two, maybe even four week window of time to deal with it before more notices or fines start stacking up. If you get a 30 day notice about the trash cans being left on the street a day too long, you leave those trash cans out there all fucking month. They have made a play for psychological domination, and you are in a battle of wills now son. | ||
| - | Sometimes you may have to do battle asymmetrically. Motion activated floodlamps that go off whenever a car passes by is a great way to irritate neighborhood Karens, and if you're ever confronted you can play dumb about how you're having a hard time aligning the motion sensors. Obnoxiously loud diesel pickup trucks are also many times immune to many HOA regulations. Sometimes it's completely | + | Sometimes you may have to do battle asymmetrically. Motion activated floodlamps that go off whenever a car passes by is a great way to irritate neighborhood Karens, and if you're ever confronted you can play dumb about how you're having a hard time aligning the motion sensors. Obnoxiously loud diesel pickup trucks are also many times immune to HOA noise regulations. Sometimes you have to return fire. Sometimes it's completely |
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