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--- hazards:hoa [2026/03/09 01:27] – Humphrey Boa-Gart
+++ hazards:hoa [2026/03/09 01:45] (current) – [Trolling the HOA] Humphrey Boa-Gart
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 ==== Trolling the HOA ====
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+If your HOA ever gives you a violation notice, the last thing you want to do is solve the violation right away. In many places you will get something like a one, two, maybe even four week window of time to deal with it before more notices or fines start stacking up. If you get a 30 day notice about the trash cans being left on the street a day too long, you leave those trash cans out there all fucking month. They have made a play for psychological domination, and you are in a battle of wills now son.
+Sometimes you may have to do battle asymmetrically. Motion activated floodlamps that go off whenever a car passes by is a great way to irritate neighborhood Karens, and if you're ever confronted you can play dumb about how you're having a hard time aligning the motion sensors. Obnoxiously loud diesel pickup trucks are also many times immune to HOA noise regulations. Sometimes you have to return fire. Sometimes it's completely within your legal rights to have an exhaust that sets off everyone's car alarms as you commute in and out every day.
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