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hazards:hoa [2024/07/06 09:25] – [Homeowner Associations (HOA)] Humphrey Boa-Garthazards:hoa [2026/03/09 01:45] (current) – [Trolling the HOA] Humphrey Boa-Gart
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 Like many other plagues, this one came from [[hazards:california|California]]. Homeowner associations used to not be so common. However, after the passage of the [[wp>Davis–Stirling Common Interest Development Act]], Californian development firms rallied around the HOA model, which they then exported en-masse to the rest of the country. Thanks again, California. Like many other plagues, this one came from [[hazards:california|California]]. Homeowner associations used to not be so common. However, after the passage of the [[wp>Davis–Stirling Common Interest Development Act]], Californian development firms rallied around the HOA model, which they then exported en-masse to the rest of the country. Thanks again, California.
  
-===== Exposing the Tactical Genius of the HOA =====+===== The Tactical Genius of the HOA =====
  
 Homeowner associations are best understood in connection with another aspect of the suburb, the despised **cul-de-sac**. Cul-de-sacs are intentionally designed to reduce the movements of people, and keep them isolated. During martial law, local police department can keep entire communities like this boxed in, with just one or two cop cars parked at the choke-points. Communities like this oftentimes have no social interchange with surrounding communities, ensuring stratification for generations to come. Homeowner associations are best understood in connection with another aspect of the suburb, the despised **cul-de-sac**. Cul-de-sacs are intentionally designed to reduce the movements of people, and keep them isolated. During martial law, local police department can keep entire communities like this boxed in, with just one or two cop cars parked at the choke-points. Communities like this oftentimes have no social interchange with surrounding communities, ensuring stratification for generations to come.
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 ==== Trolling the HOA ==== ==== Trolling the HOA ====
  
-{{wst>expand}}+If your HOA ever gives you a violation notice, the last thing you want to do is solve the violation right away. In many places you will get something like a one, two, maybe even four week window of time to deal with it before more notices or fines start stacking up. If you get a 30 day notice about the trash cans being left on the street a day too long, you leave those trash cans out there all fucking month. They have made a play for psychological domination, and you are in a battle of wills now son. 
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 +Sometimes you may have to do battle asymmetrically. Motion activated floodlamps that go off whenever a car passes by is a great way to irritate neighborhood Karens, and if you're ever confronted you can play dumb about how you're having a hard time aligning the motion sensors. Obnoxiously loud diesel pickup trucks are also many times immune to HOA noise regulations. Sometimes you have to return fire. Sometimes it's completely within your legal rights to have an exhaust that sets off everyone's car alarms as you commute in and out every day. 
  
 ==== Subverting the HOA ==== ==== Subverting the HOA ====
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