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hazards:cloud-strife-syndrome [2026/08/12 08:35] – [Cloud Strife Syndrome] Humphrey Boa-Garthazards:cloud-strife-syndrome [2026/08/12 08:44] (current) – [Notable Cases] Humphrey Boa-Gart
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 ====== Cloud Strife Syndrome ====== ====== Cloud Strife Syndrome ======
  
-Thanks to the modern anti-social internet //(deliberately engineered by [[hazards:california|Californian]] tech companies to tap into the human brain's weakness for addiction & envy)// the potential for psychotic obsessives to fall into sweeping delusions is greater than ever before. In some cases, the person comes to believe a grandiose alternate history about themselves. When this happens, we at the Institute call this **Cloud Strife Syndrome**.+Thanks to the modern anti-social internet //(deliberately engineered by [[hazards:california|Californian]] tech companies to tap into the human brain's weakness for addiction & envy)// the potential for psychotic obsessives to fall into sweeping delusions is greater than ever before. In some cases, they come to believe a grandiose alternate history about themselves. When this happens, we at the Institute have taken to calling this **Cloud Strife Syndrome**.
  
 The disease is named for the character Cloud Strife from the award-winning 1997 PSX game //Final Fantasy VII//. His character arc revolves around him having fooled himself into thinking he was an elite supersoldier, when in reality he flunked out of the elite supersoldier program. Due to a mix of shame and a myriad of plot details unrelated to this article, Cloud appropriated the backstory of his dead supersoldier friend, and eventually came to believe it as his own past. He went on for years under this delusion, suffering terrible migraines when confronted with the cognitive dissonance from his imaginary life clashing with cold hard reality. The disease is named for the character Cloud Strife from the award-winning 1997 PSX game //Final Fantasy VII//. His character arc revolves around him having fooled himself into thinking he was an elite supersoldier, when in reality he flunked out of the elite supersoldier program. Due to a mix of shame and a myriad of plot details unrelated to this article, Cloud appropriated the backstory of his dead supersoldier friend, and eventually came to believe it as his own past. He went on for years under this delusion, suffering terrible migraines when confronted with the cognitive dissonance from his imaginary life clashing with cold hard reality.
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 [{{ :hazards:cloudheadache.jpg?300|You're gonna carry that weight.}}] [{{ :hazards:cloudheadache.jpg?300|You're gonna carry that weight.}}]
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 +If someone you know exhibits more than three-fifths of these symptoms, you may want to consider implementing stronger personal boundaries:
  
   * A noticeable change in personality before & after they started getting followers on the internet.   * A noticeable change in personality before & after they started getting followers on the internet.
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 **Left untreated, //Cloud Strife Syndrome// is usually fatal**, as the patient's imagination increasingly runs into conflict with the real world and whatever remains of their support network. Employers will usually have no tolerance for the patient's internet life taking priority over their responsibilities, and eventually fire them. The patient's [[ed>Unwarranted_Self-Importance|unwarranted self-importance]] will eventually become so insufferable that even their own audience will flee. At the end, the patient will only be surrounded by sycophantic parasites, encouraging all of his/her delusions & vices, until eventually they unceremoniously die by misadventure. **Left untreated, //Cloud Strife Syndrome// is usually fatal**, as the patient's imagination increasingly runs into conflict with the real world and whatever remains of their support network. Employers will usually have no tolerance for the patient's internet life taking priority over their responsibilities, and eventually fire them. The patient's [[ed>Unwarranted_Self-Importance|unwarranted self-importance]] will eventually become so insufferable that even their own audience will flee. At the end, the patient will only be surrounded by sycophantic parasites, encouraging all of his/her delusions & vices, until eventually they unceremoniously die by misadventure.
  
-A minor percentage of patients //(less than 1%)// have what is known as //**High-Functioning Cloud Strife Syndrome**//, where they are still able to maintain a stable career & personal life. This rarity is usually because of mysterious financial benefactors that shield them from the [[hazards:blowback|blowback]] of their actions, and **is not** an indicator of any kind of //"hope"// for those suffering from the disease.+A minor percentage of patients //(less than 1%)// have what is known as //**High-Functioning Cloud Strife Syndrome**//, where they are still able to maintain a stable career & personal life. This rarity is usually because of mysterious financial benefactors that shield them from the [[hazards:blowback|blowback]] of their actions, and **is not** an indicator of any kind of //"hope"// for these sad, unfortunate creatures.
  
  
 ===== Notable Cases ===== ===== Notable Cases =====
  
-Foreshadowing the modern internet is the tale of **Binjamin Wilkomirski**, a Swiss man who wrote a book about growing up in Auschwitz, despite not having lived in Poland. This book, //"Fragments: Memories of a Wartime Childhood"// won **The National Jewish Book Award for Autobiography/Memoir** in 1996, alongside several other awards, before being exposed as a fraud //(and somehow even continued to win awards after being exposed as a fraud)//. He was studied by a historical commission afterwards, who came to the conclusion that actual memories of childhood trauma in Switzerland had somehow been affixed to the Polish Front. The condition named in his honor - //"Wilkomirski Syndrome"// - is essentially the pre-internet version of //Cloud Strife Syndrome//.+Foreshadowing the modern web is the tale of **Binjamin Wilkomirski**, a Swiss man who wrote a book about growing up in Auschwitz, despite not having lived in Auschwitz. This book, //"Fragments: Memories of a Wartime Childhood"// won **The National Jewish Book Award for Autobiography/Memoir** in 1996, alongside several other awards, before being exposed as a fraud //(and somehow even continued to win awards after being exposed as a fraud)//. He was studied by a historical commission afterwards, who came to the conclusion that actual memories of childhood trauma in Switzerland had somehow been affixed to the Polish Front. The condition named in his honor - //"Wilkomirski Syndrome"// - is essentially the pre-internet version of //Cloud Strife Syndrome//.
  
 The internet has no shortage of eccentric personalities & attention whores suffering from //Cloud Strife Syndrome//. Trying to document them all would require a whole dedicated wiki unto itself. So here are just a few that are notorious in my little corner of the internet: The internet has no shortage of eccentric personalities & attention whores suffering from //Cloud Strife Syndrome//. Trying to document them all would require a whole dedicated wiki unto itself. So here are just a few that are notorious in my little corner of the internet:
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