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| - | Anonymous began as a cover story for a group of degenerate **Something Awful** members in 2003. It was created so everyone could feign ignorance of how certain illegal materials were getting uploaded to 4chan; A website run by a hapless patsy named **Christopher " | + | Anonymous began as a cover story for a group of degenerate **Something Awful** members |
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| - | Chris was being groomed by a mysterious hodge-podge cult of anime fans, software pirates, accelerationists and [[ed> | + | |
| The Anonymous cult and its mythos have since eclipsed Moot and even 4chan, and gone on to write its own history as being the heroes of democracy and human rights. The truth of the matter, is that everyone needed an easy [[gear: | The Anonymous cult and its mythos have since eclipsed Moot and even 4chan, and gone on to write its own history as being the heroes of democracy and human rights. The truth of the matter, is that everyone needed an easy [[gear: | ||
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| - | Further obscured from the official record, is the involvement of communities like **Encyclopedia Dramatica**, | + | Further obscured from the official record, is the involvement of communities like **Encyclopedia Dramatica**, |
| - | The second lie was that Kirtaner " | + | The second lie was that Kirtaner " |
| - | These are the questions you must ask yourself to get to the bottom of this soul-destroying mystery. :psyduck: | + | The third lie is that Anonymous is allegedly //" |
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| //But how did we get here?// To understand that, we must look at a chronological history of [[ht> | //But how did we get here?// To understand that, we must look at a chronological history of [[ht> | ||
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| But this power to raise an army was too valuable to get rid of. Everyone had to be shuttled off to a second imageboard so they could keep incubating their personal army in a less constrained social setting. It was just so convenient that various Raspberry Heaven and ex-4chan developers had spent 03-06 forking, modifying & cloning the software that powered 4chan. These parallel development efforts gave rise to a whole ecosystem of culturally connected imageboards & IRC rooms surrounding the original team. When everyone realized this meant Anon could have a dedicated raids forum on a different imageboard - **still within the community, but free of Moot & his Nero-like obsessions** - it was an easy sell. So Anonymous declared itself a Sovereign Nation and liberated itself from the confines of 4chan. Now Anons could go anywhere, and still remain culturally Anonymous. For this, Anons are sometimes known as **"The Jews of the Internet." | But this power to raise an army was too valuable to get rid of. Everyone had to be shuttled off to a second imageboard so they could keep incubating their personal army in a less constrained social setting. It was just so convenient that various Raspberry Heaven and ex-4chan developers had spent 03-06 forking, modifying & cloning the software that powered 4chan. These parallel development efforts gave rise to a whole ecosystem of culturally connected imageboards & IRC rooms surrounding the original team. When everyone realized this meant Anon could have a dedicated raids forum on a different imageboard - **still within the community, but free of Moot & his Nero-like obsessions** - it was an easy sell. So Anonymous declared itself a Sovereign Nation and liberated itself from the confines of 4chan. Now Anons could go anywhere, and still remain culturally Anonymous. For this, Anons are sometimes known as **"The Jews of the Internet." | ||
| - | That is how the **/ | + | That is how the **/ |
| As things settled down and /i/ established itself, a shared ambition began to congeal across the imageboards: | As things settled down and /i/ established itself, a shared ambition began to congeal across the imageboards: | ||
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| Peppered throughout the cyberbullying crusades & felony hacking sprees are the fun whimsical raids that everyone remembers and romanticizes: | Peppered throughout the cyberbullying crusades & felony hacking sprees are the fun whimsical raids that everyone remembers and romanticizes: | ||
| - | === Project Chanology === | + | |
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| + | ==== Project Chanology | ||
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| - | It is universally agreed upon by all oldfags that the **War on Scientology** was when everything | + | It is universally agreed upon by all oldfags that the **War on Scientology** was when everything |
| There was initially no ideological motive behind Chanology. A few board users made a Big Deal about how it was unfair the Church of Scientology was trying to censor people, but they were just useful idiots in the whole scheme. All /i/ wanted to do was fuck with a whole religion, for the sake of saying they trolled one of the most notorious cults in the world. Everything had already been done by then. There was nowhere left to artistically raise the bar of organized trolling. Declaring War on the Scientologists was seen as a natural way to keep the momentum going to bigger & greater heights. | There was initially no ideological motive behind Chanology. A few board users made a Big Deal about how it was unfair the Church of Scientology was trying to censor people, but they were just useful idiots in the whole scheme. All /i/ wanted to do was fuck with a whole religion, for the sake of saying they trolled one of the most notorious cults in the world. Everything had already been done by then. There was nowhere left to artistically raise the bar of organized trolling. Declaring War on the Scientologists was seen as a natural way to keep the momentum going to bigger & greater heights. | ||
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| Over the next two years trickled in waves of new humanitarian-minded Anons. All alien to Anon's culture, yet all eager to use Anon's mask for political warfare. And it was steered by [[hazards: | Over the next two years trickled in waves of new humanitarian-minded Anons. All alien to Anon's culture, yet all eager to use Anon's mask for political warfare. And it was steered by [[hazards: | ||
| - | === Occupy Wall Street === | + | ==== Occupy Wall Street |
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| But what was Anon being used to infiltrate? What was Occupy a cover story for? To answer this, we need to look at a parallel 2011 operation: **Arab Spring** //(see below)//. | But what was Anon being used to infiltrate? What was Occupy a cover story for? To answer this, we need to look at a parallel 2011 operation: **Arab Spring** //(see below)//. | ||
| - | === Arab Spring === | + | ==== Arab Spring |
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| - | After spending much of 2010 hacking a spree of high profile corporate & government systems, Anonymous suddenly shifted gears and set its sights on a bunch of mineral-rich third world nations. For some strange and suspiciously undocumented reason, right as everyone started getting in trouble, Anonymous just randomly decided to help organize protests in a bunch of countries that the Obama administration wanted to stage revolutions in. Many countries throughout the middle east suffered the sting of Anonymous, and four of them //(Tunisia, Egypt, Syria and Libya)// outright had their governments overthrown as a direct result.: | + | After spending much of 2010 hacking a string |
| Now Anonymous had been harnessed by professional military contractors who innately understood Anon's true potential as a covert weapon of War. The government couldn' | Now Anonymous had been harnessed by professional military contractors who innately understood Anon's true potential as a covert weapon of War. The government couldn' | ||
| - | Now Anonymous got to be real soldiers of fortune. To say they merely " | + | Now Anonymous got to be real soldiers of fortune. To say they merely " |
| ==== Split Hemisphere Management ==== | ==== Split Hemisphere Management ==== | ||
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| - | === School Shootings === | + | ==== School Shootings |
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| - | === The Modern Era === | + | ==== The Modern Era ==== |
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| - | Anonymous is currently at the lowest point of its long & storied history. Almost everyone on the street understands that Anonymous was taken over by the government, and that their whole underground eat-the-rich internet superhero mythos is an outright fabrication. These people are punching bags now. Popular Anon accounts like [[x> | + | Anonymous is currently at the lowest point of its long & storied history. Almost everyone on the street understands that Anonymous was taken over by the government, and that it's rife with nonstop child abuse, and that their whole underground eat-the-rich internet superhero mythos is an outright fabrication. These people are punching bags now. Popular Anon accounts like [[x> |
| - | Everyone knows these 4chan-linked Antifa nutjobs pretending to "fight Q" are all friends with the same 4chan-linked Neo-Nazis responsible for creating Q. Everyone knows about Vilerat | + | Everyone knows these 4chan-linked Antifa nutjobs pretending to "fight Q" are all friends with the same 4chan-linked Neo-Nazis responsible for //creating Q//. Everyone knows Vilerat |
| However, Anonymous is far from dead. Like the mythical Hydra, the original conspirators //(and their descendants)// | However, Anonymous is far from dead. Like the mythical Hydra, the original conspirators //(and their descendants)// | ||
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| === Child Safety === | === Child Safety === | ||
| - | So you may be wondering why society lets a bunch of known child abusers & CSAM peddlers run **Operation Child Safety** and how that's going. Well, I don't know why this atrocity is allowed to take place, but I can tell you that it is predictably going quite badly. | + | So you may be wondering why society lets a bunch of known child abusers & CSAM peddlers run **Operation Child Safety** and how that's going. Well, I don't know why this atrocity is allowed to take place, but I can tell you that it is predictably going quite badly.:thisagain: |
| - | So the groomers, after the first wave of abuse, will typically [[tactics: | + | So the groomers, after the first wave of abuse, will typically [[tactics: |
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| + | The absolute sadness of this operation is nothing like I have ever seen before. All of these people hate each other and hate working with each other, because they remind them of themselves. But they' | ||
| **Relevant Hashtags:** [[ht> | **Relevant Hashtags:** [[ht> | ||
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| - | This one is on the other side of the geopolitical schism, as defending the Palestinians will lead you to working with friends of the Iranians. // | + | This one is on the other side of the geopolitical schism, as defending the Palestinians will lead you to working with friends of the Iranians. // |
| Anyways, this op comes with the cutest general: You're helping 4chan' | Anyways, this op comes with the cutest general: You're helping 4chan' | ||
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| At Operation Mental Health, it's all AI-generated slop and Soothing Words, because their souls are empty and they refuse to seek the Lord. This is how they reconcile the crushing sense of cognitive dissonance in their lives. The blind are truly leading the blind right off a cliff. | At Operation Mental Health, it's all AI-generated slop and Soothing Words, because their souls are empty and they refuse to seek the Lord. This is how they reconcile the crushing sense of cognitive dissonance in their lives. The blind are truly leading the blind right off a cliff. | ||
| - | As if that wasn't bad enough, they also have **OpStopSuicide**. That's right, the people who [[tactics: | + | As if that wasn't bad enough, they also have **OpStopSuicide**. That's right, the people who [[tactics: |
| **Relevant Hashtags:** [[ht> | **Relevant Hashtags:** [[ht> | ||
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| === North Cyprus === | === North Cyprus === | ||
| - | We're not supposed to be in North Cyprus but that's where we're going. We gotta help Turkey expel the Greeks from the island altogether. The public would never support this one, so we gotta keep it under wraps. You just keep distributing these North Cypriot passports to ISIS members and stop asking questions. | + | We're not supposed to be in North Cyprus but that's where we're going. We gotta help Turkey expel the Greeks from the island altogether. The public would never support this one, so we gotta keep it under wraps. You just keep distributing these North Cypriot passports to ISIS members |
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| Ever since the early days of /b/ and /v/, American and Russian Anons have been duking it out with each other in games like Counter-Strike, | Ever since the early days of /b/ and /v/, American and Russian Anons have been duking it out with each other in games like Counter-Strike, | ||
| - | In the midst of this bizarre & unprecedented development in geopolitics, | + | In the midst of this bizarre & unprecedented development in geopolitics, |
| - | NAFO is now one of the largest Neo-Nazi outfits which poaches its membership from Anonymous, | + | NAFO is now one of the largest Neo-Nazi outfits which poaches its membership from Anonymous. However, there are many similar groups orbiting this sphere as well, such as [[wp> |
| **Relevant Hashtags:** [[ht> | **Relevant Hashtags:** [[ht> | ||
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| There is no //" | There is no //" | ||
| - | There' | + | There' |
| **Relevant Hashtags:** [[ht> | **Relevant Hashtags:** [[ht> | ||
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| === Voiceless === | === Voiceless === | ||
| - | **Anonymous for the Voiceless** is Anon's vegan astroturf niche. I never quite got to the bottom of which creepy nonprofit | + | **Anonymous for the Voiceless** is Anon's vegan astroturf niche. I never quite got to the bottom of which of the usual suspects |
| The ones I encountered IRL were nothing like Anons. It was a bunch of militant snobby kids wearing Guy Fawkes masks being led around by some creepy Gen X'er that looked like he was on a mountain of coke. Well, maybe that part was **very** like Anonymous, but not a single Anonymous reference registered with them beyond Occupy. However, they get hella defensive real fast if you question their origins //(in the typical "play dumb & aggressively gaslight" | The ones I encountered IRL were nothing like Anons. It was a bunch of militant snobby kids wearing Guy Fawkes masks being led around by some creepy Gen X'er that looked like he was on a mountain of coke. Well, maybe that part was **very** like Anonymous, but not a single Anonymous reference registered with them beyond Occupy. However, they get hella defensive real fast if you question their origins //(in the typical "play dumb & aggressively gaslight" | ||
| - | **Patsy secretary character:** [[x> | + | **Relevant Stooges:** [[x> |
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| And finally, the most important part: //**Make sure to tell them I sent you!**// :runit: | And finally, the most important part: //**Make sure to tell them I sent you!**// :runit: | ||
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