Littering (or to litter) is the act of disposing of garbage, debris, refuse or trash on the ground, sidewalk, roadways, floor, or anywhere else trash does not belong.

Because sometimes it's easier. Sometimes you're lazy. Sometimes it doesn't matter. Sometimes it does matter. Sometimes beautiful things need to be defaced. Sometimes it is War, which necessitates decisive & strategic actions. Sometimes people deserve to have nice things taken away from them. Sometimes Californians deserve to have nice things taken away from them.

1. Acquire and/or create trash
2. Dispose of trash anywhere but where trash is supposed to go
3. ???????
4. PROFIT!!!

Wantonly throwing your trash on the ground is just the most elementary of littering tactics. Study these advanced methods to up your game:

When disposing of your trash outside, do not just leave it all in one place, as that makes it easier for people to clean up. Instead, spread it out over a wide area, necessitating far more labor for other people later. Similarly, when disposing of trash in your car, resist the urge to simply throw it out the window. Rather, take a moment to walk it or slingshot it out a ways from the road - ideally in a spot where it will be visible to all who drive by. Similarly for parks & nature, make sure you get the trash a decent hike away from whatever trail took you there. Make them go through brambles & marshes to get to it. They key part here is you not only want the trash spread out where it will be more of an eyesore, but you also want the trash harder to get to.

Remember that most people who clean up the trash near highways are indentured prison slaves. Remember that these guys have nothing to go back to but prison rape & gang warfare. Give them something healthy to do in nature before they are bussed back to the stone castle.

Pollution is more than what you just leave on the surface of the ground. You can also pollute the soil, the air, and even the water table, all in one fell swoop. But how do I pollute so efficiently? you may be asking. By burning things such as tires, hazardous waste, rubber, nylon, and various types of plastic, you can release numerous toxins into these newly opened battlefields.

Tires are perfect for this, as they create a dense cloud of toxic, stinky black smoke that will be visible for miles. Old tires are incredibly easy to find lying for this kind of operation, as people don't like to spend money to dispose of tires the legal way at the landfill. To find these free tires, just stroll along forest creeks near urban settlements, underneath bridges, and around wooded ravines near highway rest areas, as places like that are popular recycling sites for tires. You may even be able to strike up a deal with your local tire shop to take some of their unsalvagable tires.

The lasting chemical byproducts released by these fires will cause long-term damage to your enemy's physical & mental health, as well as that of their children and their children's children if you stage the fire(s) in the right spot. Bonus points if your fire spins out of control and causes a forest fire.

If scrapping stolen cars is your thing, and you have a helping hand to speed the process along, consider setting up a chop shop in the area you are trying to litter. Dismantling cars for their valuable aluminum, copper & platinum components creates a numerous amount of trash with no value at all. Things such as faded dashboards, rusted body panels and torn seats have zero value at the scrapyard and have to be disposed of somewhere, and places like residential neighborhoods & national parks offer limitless nooks & crannies to dispose of them. Even just dismantling a single car can leave behind a numerous amount of obstructive waste behind, and make your operation turn a hefty profit!

The Indians have perfected the use of feces as a form of trolling. They are immune to the feces, which allows them to weild great society-disrupting power by those who fear it. You too can weild this awesome power by shitting openly on the surface of sacred sites, national monuments, and other beautiful treasures that people hold dear. Personally, I like the use of wet wipes, as their moisture prevents them from being blown around in the wind like ordinary toilet paper. This means you can carefully arrange an entire scene without fear of it being disrupted by the weather, while remaining nice and clean yourself.

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