How To Join Anonymous

So you have decided to join Anonymous. That's great! While we may not know where exactly your life went wrong that you ended up here, we are still glad to have you here.

By showing interest in joining the ranks of our prestigious organization, and by visiting this page, you have already become one of us. Your membership card is in the mail. Welcome aboard!

Congratulations! You are now a bona-fide member of the world-famous terrorist syndicate Anonymous.

If the above instructions were not clear enough for you, that is fine. Everyone starts out as a clueless newfag, so do not be embarrassed. Simply follow the following step-by-step instructions to join Anonymous:

1. Acquire a Guy Fawkes mask, or make your own.
2. Put on the mask, either by strapping it to your head, or by sealing it to your face with tape, glue, epoxy, etc.
3. Go out in public with the mask on, to a place where there are a lot of people standing around, and loudly declare that you are part of Anonymous.
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5. PROFIT!!!