Foreign Affairs Desk Roadmap

Anyone who wishes to contract with Anonymous Foreign Affairs Desk will need to first understand a few basic things, which we have laid out below.

The Foreign Affairs Desk is a multi-stage press enterprise. It is currently in Phase Two of operations:

Phase One operations (which concluded in the summer of 2024) involved the launch and promotion of the Brand, to push it into the public consciousness. This was no easy feat, as agents of the Fediverse and the State of California saw it as a threat to their hegemony over our hivemind. This was countered with a series of public relations stunts and undercover exposes, involving the targeting of several cults and high-profile informants.

During this phase, the Foreign Affairs Desk was able to establish an identity and attitude. It quickly amassed a devoted cult following and secured several critical partnerships, preparing the tabloid for the future.

For now, reference the AP Style Guide. However, we are not strict about this, as we will eventually be developing our own internal style guide tailored to our particular digital format, which will be detailed on this page eventually.